Showing posts with label Stupid Comments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Comments. Show all posts

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Still More Stupid Reviewer Comments

This series of posts continues to be popular. So brace yourselves. Here comes another round of Stupid Reviewer Comments, all culled from Amazon customer reviews. 

If it ain’t Baroque...

  • Let's just face it...those of us enthralled by Italian composrs of the Romantic era...just cannot enjoy this kind of music at all, no how no way. If you do, then fine. …but if you think you don't liek Baroque music...stick with that...you don't, and you never will.
  • If you don't like Baroque music, this is not the opera for you…
  • If we can have original Baroque instruments, why can't we have castrati?


Well, duh! It’s opera...

The opera is silly, makes no sense.

Insulting to Italians...

The production is horrible. Very italian!!!

Insulting to choruses...

Where the hell did they find this tenor? … He has no skills, no power, no breath and the high notes come out horrible. … This guy does not deserve any role but perhaps to be a chorus singer.

Wait…what?

It is the only recording currently available of this opera which is complete… (I'm not sure it's absolutely complete...)

Get this box set…or don’t:

It's a good price for a boat load of music. But if you don't like Mozart, you're not gonna have a good time.

OK, now tell us how you really feel:

The staging is meaningless, worthless, uninteresting and an ludicrous bore, bore, the idea a leach; an offense to nature and a disrespect for talent and wonder.


You also may enjoy these previous SRC posts:

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Additional Stupid Reviewer Comments

face palm by ~dancerher

OK gang, it's time for another round of Stupid Reviewer Comments. Have you been practicing your eye-rolls and face-palms? 

In Brief

A Hugh Disappointment
So sorry that Hugh didn’t like it.

…his aria is Picture Perfect
            Welcome to mixed-metaphor land.

Excellent review – I agree wholeheartedly, a great rectal.  
Proofread, proofread, proofread.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Further Stupid Reviewer Comments

Ready or not, here comes round three of reviewer comments from amazon.com reviews:


…the stage was very dark (i.e. lack of lighting)

Thanks for clarifying that.



...if you are deaf and color-blind I urge you to purchase this recording.

A strong endorsement from the folks at ADA?

Saturday, October 20, 2012

More Stupid Reviewer Comments


(I used to have a tortoiseshell cat. No matter what
her mood was, she always looked annoyed.)
To date, my most-viewed post of all time is the one called Stupid Reviewer Comments. Making fun of what other people write seems to strike a chord with a lot of folks; so I decided the 101st post was a perfect time to present another batch. 

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Stupid Reviewer Comments

Amazon reviews can be the source of thoughtful insights. If undecided about purchasing a particular recording, I will often consult the customer reviews. Frequently I find the negative reviews, if not helpful, at least infinitely entertaining.  

Usually they tell us a lot more about the reviewer than about the music. What they sometimes tell us is that the reviewer is kind of stupid. 

This type of comment is one of the reasons I started a blog! Here are some of my recent favorites:

I am not a particular fan of Dorothea Röschmann, who nevertheless gets a lot of plum jobs in opera and choral works nowadays. (Brahms Requiem)
Lucky for her he's not her manager!

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